↧
Iowa is Drowning
Our upcoming holiday to Iowa has been derailed by Mother Nature‘s abhorrence of controlled waterways. I find it very interesting that after decades of damming and digging and piling and filling in,...
View ArticleAdvice From the First Wife
Shelley made a cameo again in my dreams the other night. She has been popping in with increasing regularity and I have no idea what it means in terms of my reality or my subconscious. If it’s not her,...
View ArticleIf I Had a Hot Tub, It Wouldn’t Double As A Time Machine
Of course, I wouldn’t have a hot tub because they are unsanitary skin flake stews marinating in secreted bodily residue, and traveling through time shouldn’t be done when damp or barely dressed because...
View Article